January 23rd, 2013 14:01 EST
Zombie Scares BeJesus Out of Lady
"Police in Tennessee said a man seen standing in a woman`s yard at night while yelling zombies was arrested on a public intoxication charge.
Officers arrived to find James David Cunningham, 22, stumbling around the woman`s yard and repeatedly shouting the word zombies."
According to cops Cunningham was stumbling, speaking incoherently, and had bloodshot eyes. A perfect description of a zombie, if you ask me.
In Biblical times lepers were supposed to shout unclean " or leper " whenever anyone got too close to them. This dude was probably warning everyone that he is a zombie, and not to get too close or he might eat their brains.
I don`t care if this guy was a zombie or a run-of-the-mill drunk, all I know is that if he shouted incoherently in my yard, I would bash his brains with a baseball bat.
Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/01/22/Police-Drunk-man-was-shouting-zombies/UPI-67631358884415/#ixzz2IpGxdlb2
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