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Published:January 23rd, 2013 15:01 EST

Zombie Scares BeJesus Out of Lady

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Tennessee said a man seen standing in a woman`s yard at night while yelling zombies was arrested on a public intoxication charge.

Officers arrived to find James David Cunningham, 22, stumbling around the woman`s yard and repeatedly shouting the word zombies."



According to cops Cunningham was stumbling, speaking incoherently, and had bloodshot eyes. A perfect description of a zombie, if you ask me.

In Biblical times lepers were supposed to shout unclean " or leper " whenever anyone got too close to them. This dude was probably warning everyone that he is a zombie, and not to get too close or he might eat their brains.

I don`t care if this guy was a zombie or a run-of-the-mill drunk, all I know is that if he shouted incoherently in my yard, I would bash his brains with a baseball bat.

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