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Published:January 28th, 2013 15:06 EST

Rapper Rick Ross Crashes Rolls Royce Into Building After Dozens Of Shots Fired

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Rapper Rick Ross escaped injury when shots were fired at his Rolls-Royce Monday, causing the car to crash into a Florida building."

UPI

Rick Ross is the fattest rapper in the business, it`s beyond comprehension how someone could have fired dozens of shots at him and missed.

Ross has a penchant for performing topless; the spectacle of a rapper trying to act all gangsta while his man boobs are jiggling like a Jell-O dessert is incongruous and ridiculous.

Congratulations Rick Ross, crashing in the building is the biggest hit you`ve had in years.

Who wants Rick Ross dead? Fashion police? Real gangstas? Your guess is as good as mine!

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/Music/2013/01/28/Rapper-Rick-Ross-unharmed-in-Florida-shooting-crash/UPI-48701359385034/#ixzz2JIl8GlJE

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