January 28th, 2013 16:06 EST
Rapper Rick Ross Crashes Rolls Royce Into Building After Dozens Of Shots Fired
"Rapper Rick Ross escaped injury when shots were fired at his Rolls-Royce Monday, causing the car to crash into a Florida building."
Rick Ross is the fattest rapper in the business, it`s beyond comprehension how someone could have fired dozens of shots at him and missed.
Ross has a penchant for performing topless; the spectacle of a rapper trying to act all gangsta while his man boobs are jiggling like a Jell-O dessert is incongruous and ridiculous.
Congratulations Rick Ross, crashing in the building is the biggest hit you`ve had in years.
Who wants Rick Ross dead? Fashion police? Real gangstas? Your guess is as good as mine!
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