"` Me and Sugar Bear met out of a chat room off the Internet,` June revealed. `It was just supposed to be a random hookup thing, and here we go nine years later and a kid.`"
We`re all familiar with Romeo and Juliet, and Anthony and Cleopatra, but have you ever wondered how Mama and Sugar Bear first met?
Did they first meet at a roadkill buffet at a restaurant, did they roll into each other at a Holy Roller church, did the friendly neighborhood moonshine man introduce them, or did they first eye each other while dumpster diving behind the Goodwill Store?
Actually, theirs is a modern love story, they met at a chat room in the Internet, and the chat room was called Hillbilly Hookups" or some such cornball name.
When they met each other, when Mamma was underage by the way, it was love at first sight for Sugar Bear. Mama isn`t quite the romantic, but she concedes it may have been bed at first sight. "
Thank goodness Mama and Sugar Bear did the hokey pokey, because the result was the greatest entertainer of our generation: Honey Boo Boo Child. Thank God for chat rooms and randy rednecks!
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