The other night New Jersey Governor Chris Christie cracked fat jokes at his expense with David Letterman, but his obscenely corpulent figure is no laughing matter.
If Christie can`t control his appetite, one wonders what else he can`t control. I wouldn`t trust Christie around a box of chocolates, and I wouldn`t trust him around a cute intern either.
Christie`s humongous weight effectively disqualifies him from the presidency. Christie is one Big Mac away from a heart attack, and one donut away from a stroke. It would be patently ridiculous for Christie to spend a billion bucks to win the presidency for a term that might last only a few months before he died from weight-related issues.
There`s an obesity epidemic in America, and the last thing our children need to see on TV is a politician who is not just fat, but cringe-inducing fat.
Christie should forget about running for president, and concentrate on running around the track until he loses about 300 pounds.
I give credit to Christie for admitting that his weight makes him fair game, so for those of you who think I`m being too mean: Go stuff your face in a pie.
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