February 19th, 2013 12:28 EST
Kate Middleton: Plastic Mannequin With Dead Eyes, No Soul and No Charm!
"Acclaimed writer Hilary Mantel, who is known for her novels revolving around the Royal court of Tudor times, has given a damning assessment of the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton labelling her as a `mannequin with no personality`."
Brits can be forgiven for their obsession with the Royal Family, they need a distraction from their bland diet, dreary weather and failing economy. The UK isn`t blessed with a gaggle of world famous celebs, naturally their tabloids focus like a laser beam on the Royal twits.
Americans have Honey Boo Boo, The Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Lady Gaga, and our pop royalty couple Jay-Z and BeyoncÃ© -- why waste bandwidth or paper reporting on the Royal Family?
Hilary Mantel`s assessment of Kate Middleton is spot on! Middleton is a plastic mannequin with no personality, unfortunately she doesn`t have a dead womb to match her dead eyes.
The Duchess may have dead eyes, but they speak volumes. Her dead eyes don`t see the great unwashed, they come alive only when she`s shopping for fur coats or expensive baubles.
A fashion designer hired to work for the future queen may be grateful for the publicity, but it must be a soul-quenching job to design clothes that will be worn by a mannequin.
The Royal Barbie doesn`t exude any maternal glow, she doesn`t give the impression of being pregnant. It looks like she`s constipated, and can`t wait to deliver a stool.
Enough already about Kate Middleton, I`d rather read about Lindsay Lohan`s skanky shenanigans or Honey Boo Boo`s endearing country bumpkin antics.
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