"Two elderly women recently got into a fight over the sale of Avon beauty products during a game of bingo in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.
Police officers responded to a call from the community room of a senior living apartment building after getting a report of `some pushing and shoving` over the sale of Avon products."
Never spit in the wind, don`t tug on Superman`s cape and don`t disturb a senior citizen when she is getting her Bingo on.
If an old broad is playing Bingo don`t interrupt her while she`s playing Bingo to warn her that her house is on fire. Wait until after the game is over before letting her know what she has no house to come home to.
I hope the Portsmouth police department sent their beefiest officers to handle this altercation. It`s not easy to separate two old persons we get upset at a Bingo game.
What do old folks care about Avon products anyway? Most elderly people I know eschew personal hygiene products, and only need a bar of soap per month to get by.
I may be brave to poke fun at senior citizens online, but I would never have the guts to interrupt a Bingo game.
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