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Published:February 23rd, 2013 11:03 EST
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Stop The Insanity: Lady, 42, Clobbers 82-Year-Old Boyfriend

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities said they arrested a 42-year-old woman accused of beating up her 82-year-old boyfriend in Ocala, Fla.


The victim, who suffered eye and face injuries, said his girlfriend had been drinking and attacked him."

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UPI

Getting beat up by his young girlfriend is the best thing that could have happened to 82-year-old Robert Thomas. Maybe the truth will finally penetrate the old man`s thick skull, and he will realize that she doesn`t love him and is only using him.

The woman, who didn`t even have a scratch, claimed that she acted in self-defense. She was taken to jail and charged with aggravated battery.

I strongly urge Thomas to kick his girlfriend to the curb, and replace her with a cat. At worst a feline might accidentally scratch him, and it will provide him with companionship and love.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/02/22/Woman-42-accused-of-beating-man-82/UPI-97831361554164/#ixzz2LjnpDVYn

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