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Published:February 24th, 2013 12:05 EST

Paris Hilton's Career In Shambles

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Paris Hilton, who once commanded up to a whopping $750k for promotional club appearances, was paid a comparatively paltry $250k for her attendance at her 32nd birthday party at a nightclub in Lake Tahoe recently, is exclusively reporting."



Socialite, reality starlet, and party girl extraordinaire Paris Hilton career is on the decline. Kim Kardashian has copied Hilton`s template for success in pop culture, and she has surpassed her in every way.

Now every young skank with ambitions of becoming famous for being famous will release a homemade sex tape, star in a dozen reality shows, and become romantically linked with celebs.

In a couple of years Hilton will be paid the relatively paltry sum of $10,000 with the proviso that she must have at least one wardrobe malfunction.

I wouldn`t pay Hilton $20 to attend my birthday party, even if she promised to appear clad only in her birthday suit.

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