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Published:February 26th, 2013 19:06 EST

OMG! Police Find 100 Bags Of Cocaine In Drug Dealer's Rear End

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Talk about someone who knows how to pack. 32-year-old Rasoul Speight hid a whopping 100 bags of cocaine in his anus. According to The Smoking Gun that incredibly high number, appears to be a new record.


New Jersey Officers were shocked when they searched Speight`s cavities and found a record breaking 100 bags of cocaine inside of the man."


When you buy coke, heroin or any other controlled substance from a drug dealer, it`s important to keep in mind that his illicit product hasn`t been inspected by the FDA. His drugs may have been diluted with dangerous ingredients, or they may have been stored where the sun doesn`t shine.

You really don`t have the option of complaining to the Better Business Bureau if you discover that your friendly neighborhood drug dealer has a penchant for storing drugs up his wazoo.

Forgive my bluntness, but it takes a real a-hole to store 100 bags of cocaine in his anus, and an even bigger a-hole to buy drugs from a member of a street gang.

At least if marijuana is your controlled substance of choice, you can be sure that you are getting the genuine stuff if you grow your own.

Speight was jailed in lieu of $38,500 bail on two felony drug counts.


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