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Published:March 1st, 2013 12:03 EST

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Mentor Young Girls! Hell Freezing Over?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan is desperate to improve her image before she goes back to court next month and omg! has learned how she might go about doing it.

The `Liz & Dick` actress is currently in talks to donate her time to Trinity Athletics, a gym where underprivileged girls can get scholarships to learn to tumble and cheer in Johns Creek, Georgia and it`s set to happen before March 18, when she is due in Judge Stephanie Sautnerís Santa Monica, California, court to face three charges, including lying to police."


Us Magazine

At first glance the idea of troubled thespian Lindsay Lohan serving as a mentor to underprivileged young girls sounds preposterous, but it might work.

If one of LiLo`s young charges complains that her parents are so poor that they can`t even afford to buy her underwear, the pop tart has the perfect answer:

Listen girlfriend, I never wear any drawers, and it hasn`t stopped me from becoming a superstar and a paparazzi favorite.

Let`s just pray that Lohan doesn`t convince the girls to ditch their drawers when they are performing their cheerleading routines.

On a serious note, anyone who believes that LiLo would make a good mentor for young girls probably also believes that a pimp would make an excellent leader of a Girls Scout troop.

Trinity Athletics should tell Lohan: Thanks, but no thanks.

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