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Published:March 2nd, 2013 12:23 EST

Lindsay Lohan's Lawyer An Incompetent Fool! LiLo Should Represent Herself!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan`s new attorney, Mark Heller, might feel like getting slapped in the face when judge Jim Dabney, who handles Lohan`s car accident case, said the lawyer is incompetent to practice law in California. The judge suggested that the 26-year-old actress either finds another lawyer who knows what he`s doing or she comes to court and weaves her right to a competent California lawyer."



Lindsay Lohan fired her last lawyer, the competent Shawn Holley, and she still owes her over $150,000. I suggest that LiLo cut down on her allowance for alcohol and controlled substances, and she might be able to pay her former lawyer, and beg her to represent her again.

If the troubled thespian is unable to convince Holley to represent her again, she should try being her own lawyer. Even an incompetent lawyer should be able to get LiLo off with just a slap on the wrist; we all know that celebs get special treatment.

All the pop tart needs to do is have an accidental wardrobe during her trial, and if there are any dudes in the jury they will let her off scot free.

Free Lindsay Lohan!

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