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Published:March 7th, 2013 11:44 EST

Drunk Pantless & Shoeless DWI Suspect Tries To Flee In Toy Truck

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Arkansas said a woman charged with driving while intoxicated allegedly struck a trailer home with her car and attempted to drive off in a toy truck.

Jonesboro police said witnesses reported Jamie Jeanette Craft, 29, was driving her 2001 Pontiac Grand Am at "a high rate of speed, around 5:30 p.m. Sunday when she hit the panel under the witness` Jonesboro trailer with her car, KAIT-TV, Jonesboro, reported Wednesday."



Here`s a sordid crime story that at least contains an element of humor.

The owner of the trailer and his father forced the woman to leave the toy truck and she walked to her mother`s house, where she was nabbed by the police.

The woman, who was drunk as a skunk, was wearing a sweatshirt, but no pants or shoes. What a sight she must have been: An inebriated pantless lady trying to escape in a toy truck.

Dude, why the hell didn`t you film the incident and post it on YouTube for our edification?

Craft was charged with driving while intoxicated, public intoxication, refusal to submit, and disorderly conduct, leaving the scene of an accident and driving while license canceled.

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