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Published:March 9th, 2013 12:10 EST

Loony Canadians Report Nearly 1,000 UFOs Every Year

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Canadians report seeing nearly 1,000 unidentified flying objects each year, says the man who catalogs the sightings.

Most can be explained, but some cannot, said Chris Rutkowski, a civilian science writer who has produced the Canadian UFO survey since 1989."



This news is hardly surprising, what else in there to do in Canada except get drunk on Molson beer and report you saw a UFO.

You certainly can`t pass the time listening to the radio; need I remind you that the best Canada has to offer are Nickleback, Celine Dion, Alanis Morrisette, and Bryan Adams?

Your sports options are severely limited, besides hockey there`s not much going on except for a couple of NBA and MLB teams.

Canadian cinema? Gimme a break, if it weren`t for Hollywood movies there wouldn`t be any movie worth paying to see.

If I lived in Canada I`d be reporting a UFO as often as I would be cursing the never-ending snow.

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