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Published:March 10th, 2013 11:49 EST
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Bank Teller Doesn't Take Ginger Kid Bank Robber Seriously, He Runs Away Like Scared Schoolgirl

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in a Detroit suburb said they were searching for a man who attempted to rob a bank but was told by a teller that he would have to wait.

"The teller told him she was waiting on drive-through customers and he would have to wait," the police report said.

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The man waited for a short time and fled when a bank manager approached and asked if he needed help.

A police report said the man is estimated to be 28 to 35 years old with red hair and facial hair."

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Red hair occurs naturally on only 1-2% of the human population, and it`s highly unlikely that a dude would dye his hair red. Who the hell would want to dye his hair red, and become a member of the most loathed minority in America: Ginger Kids?

It shouldn`t be too difficult for the cops to nab this wannabe bank robber, how many ginger freaks do they have in their data base?

Maybe Carrot Top is moonlighting as a bank robber, if you`re a plastic surgery addict you need tons of money.

I`m not surprised the teller told the bank robber to wait; Ginger Kids don`t get any respect.

Please don`t take this article too seriously, Ginger Kids are wonderful and just like everybody else. Why, just look at natural redhead Lindsay Lohan.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/03/08/Teller-tells-robber-to-wait-he-flees/UPI-81751362773018/#ixzz2N9S4preQ

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