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Published:March 11th, 2013 14:46 EST

Video! Baby Mops Onesies: Put Your Baby To Work Mopping Floors

By Robert Paul Reyes

"These baby mops are super soft and comfortable. The mop is made using ultra absorbent materials and engineered to clean and shine your floor. When your baby is done cleaning they are designed for easy on and off."


It`s inhumane to keep a baby cooped up in a playpen all day long. Babies love to explore, now you can let your baby wander all over the house while it burnishes and mops the floors.

Buy the little brat a onesie with baby mops, and you will have the happiest baby in your neighborhood and the cleanest floors in your block.

It`s never too early to teach your baby a strong work ethic, put him to work cleaning floors as soon as he learns how to crawl.

Not having to clean floors frees up time to take care of the important things in life: Keeping up with the Kardashians, flirting with the mailman, and updating your Facebook page.

I hate babies; all they do is burp, fart, poop and cry. They are selfish miserable creatures, but now I finally see a good reason to get one.

Just remember to remove your baby from the baby mops before you throw them into the washer.

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