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Published:March 14th, 2013 11:17 EST

Idiot Bank Robber Gets Away With No Loot, Just Lollipops

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in New York said an attempted bank robber got away with just a handful of lollipops after a teller refused to submit to his demand for cash.

Investigators said the suspect walked into the Chase branch in the Garment District around 10 a.m. Friday and handed a note to a teller reading: I have a bomb. Give me some money now."



The teller Melinda Lewis dismissed the punk by telling him that she doesn`t read notes and ordered him to fill out a withdrawal slip.

The schmuck wrote the same message on the withdrawal slip, and the no-nonsense teller instructed him to swipe his bank card while telling a co-worker in Spanish that she was being robbed.

The illiterate moron then cried out in despair Ma`am, I ain`t got no time for this ", and fled like a frightened schoolgirl, but not before grabbing a fistful of lollipops.

Unless a bank robber brandishes a gun or a knife I would advise bank tellers to give him the runaround just like this brave woman.

This sorry excuse for a human being wasn`t wearing a mask or gloves, and it`s only a matter of time before he`s nabbed.

Homeboy is  going to be sucking something in prison, and it ain`t gonna be lollipops. Maybe this creep will have better luck stealing candy from babies.

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