March 18th, 2013 17:16 EST
Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan Accepts Sweet Plea Deal: 90 Days In Rehab
"Lindsay Lohan agreed to spend 90 days in a locked in drug rehab facility as part of a plea deal to settle criminal charges against her Monday.
The actress entered pleas of no contest on two misdemeanor charges relating to a traffic accident last summer, and she did not challenge the finding that she violated her shoplifting probation with those convictions."
Three months in a locked down rehab center may persuade pop tart Lindsay Lohan to turn away from criminal activity and dissolute behavior, but I doubt it.
Rehab centers should have a revolving doors, most drug addicts recycle a few times between rehab, jail and halfway houses before they die or finally give up drugs for good.
Lohan is a unique case, the more extreme her behavior the more publicity she garners, and the more money she pockets. There isn`t much incentive for LiLo to change her wreckless behavior.
Lohan, this humble pop culture critic can`t wait until you are released from rehab, I trust you will continue to provide plenty of fodder for dozens more articles.
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