"Lululemon stores reported a sales increase of 11 percent in the current quarter, but its stock price dropped 4 percent on news its iconic black yoga pants have "a bleeding dye issue.
The result is pants that are `sheer, very sheer, as in see-through,` the newspaper said, noting nearly 20 percent of the new clothes may have to be recalled, taking a big bite out of revenue projections."
You may think I`m stretching the truth, but this story is on the level.
The typical yoga class is composed of bored suburban housewives with a yen for faux spirituality and a light workout.
But if these see-through yoga pants become a hit, you will see a lot of dudes enroll in yoga classes.
Lululemon`s customers paid about $90 for a pair of stretch pants that didn`t cover their assets.
Ladies, just buy a pair of sweatpants for $10 at Walmart, and give the money you save to charity.
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