"American Eagle Outfitters, based in Pittsburgh, said a fake ad for spray-on skinny jeans was a way of having fun with our fans.
The video, which depicts young people wearing spray-painted jeans, had been viewed more than 420,000 times as of Friday afternoon."
As a dude I take the view that ladies wearing skinny jeans are angels sent from heaven to brighten our lives, and men wearing skinny jeans are Satan`s ambassadors dispatched from hell to sow confusion and turmoil.
Some women wear their jeans so tight (not that I`m complaining), that I`m surprised they don`t pop a button when they fart.
Spray-on jeans would sell like hotcakes, women wouldn`t have to struggle to put their skinny jeans back on after a visit to the restroom.
People wouldn`t have to worry that they ate too much for lunch, and their zippers are going to pop.
American Eagle Outfitters should sell spray-on jeans, hire Kate Upton as a celeb endorser and they will make billions.
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