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Published:March 24th, 2013 10:44 EST

Video! New Honey Boo Boo Book Coming Soon! Will You Buy It?

By Robert Paul Reyes

You can preorder on Amazon for "The Complete Guide on How to Redneckognize the Honey Boo Boo in You."

The book won`t be written by Honey Boo Boo, her own parents can barely read and write. The mighty tome will consist of excerpts from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child.


In ten years we will see a book that`s really written by the precocious child star: Honey Boo Boo: The Complete Guide on How to recover from Fame, Drug Addiction, and a Diet of Roadkill and Cheese Balls.

If you can redneckognize the Honey Boo Boo in you, don`t click on Amazon; search Google for a good psychiatrist.

The Honey Boo Boo book ain`t gonna be Shakespeare, but it`s guaranteed to be a bestseller.

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