Undoubtedly Lohan will continue to party like there`s no tomorrow until prosecutors determine just what the hell to do with the troubled thespian.
LiLo has a history of leaving rehab early, and since there are no rehab centers with bars on the windows and steel doors, rehab isn`t an option.
Even jail isn`t the answer, the train wreck would end up doing only a couple of days behind bars.
As a public service I would be willing for Lindsay Lohan to serve house detention in my little pink house. Lohan is a trifle kinky, she probably wouldn`t complain if I slipped handcuffs on her and cuffed her to my bed.
I would provide her with weed and all the snacks she could eat, the 90 days would just fly by. This wouldn`t be a slap on the wrist punishment, if she throws a tantrum I will spank her behind.
I should be nominated for "Humanitarian of the Year."!
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