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Published:March 26th, 2013 13:19 EST

Video! Lindsay Lohan May Do Her 90 Days In Jail Instead Of Rehab

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan should continue to savor these final moments of freedom, as it looks like jail time is becoming more of a reality.


We already knew Lohan wouldn`t be able to complete her court-ordered 90-day rehab stint because no New York clinics offer a lockdown situation, which was part of her plea bargain. Now TMZ is reporting that no such rehab facility exists across the United States."

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Undoubtedly Lohan will continue to party like there`s no tomorrow until prosecutors determine just what the hell to do with the troubled thespian.

LiLo has a history of leaving rehab early, and since there are no rehab centers with bars on the windows and steel doors, rehab isn`t an option.

Even jail isn`t the answer, the train wreck would end up doing only a couple of days behind bars.

As a public service I would be willing for Lindsay Lohan to serve house detention in my little pink house. Lohan is a trifle kinky, she probably wouldn`t complain if I slipped handcuffs on her and cuffed her to my bed.

I would provide her with weed and all the snacks she could eat, the 90 days would just fly by. This wouldn`t be a slap on the wrist punishment, if she throws a tantrum I will spank her behind.

I should be nominated for "Humanitarian of the Year."!

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