When you shake hands with LiLo you`d better count your fingers, and it might also serve you well to disinfect them.
Anybody who invites the troubled thespian to his home on a regular basis would be well-advised to install a security surveillance system.
I`m not saying the pop tart is a thief, but she has the stickiest fingers in the world. It looks like she took everything from the set of "Anger Management" but the kitchen sink.
The train wreck has a history of stealing items from movie sets: She stole one of Elizabeth Taylor`s bracelets when she was shooting "Liz and Dick", and it`s alleged she stole $15,000 worth of clothes when she was filming "Scary Movie 5."
LiLo thinks she`s entitled to everything that`s not locked or nailed down, but the only thing she`s entitled to is a smack in the behind.
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