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Published:March 31st, 2013 11:11 EST

Dude Steals 42,000 Pounds Of Wisconsin Cheese! Video!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An Illinois man is facing charges after being arrested in New Jersey with a truckload of stolen Wisconsin cheese, authorities say.


Veniamin Konstantinovich Balika, 34, of Plainfield was pulled over at a New Jersey Turnpike rest stop with 42,000 pounds of Muenster worth about $200,000, WBBM-TV, Chicago, reported Thursday."


If you`re going to steal cheese, you might as well steal Wisconsin cheese...

The cops quickly nabbed the rat who stole the truckload of cheese. The bad dude is going to have to come up with a lot of cheese to post bail.

I hate this cheese-stealing criminal with a vengeance, it`s frustrating having to copy and paste his incredibly long name: Veniamin Konstantinovich Balika.

The cheese company says it doesn`t want the cheese back because it can no longer guarantee its quality.

The cheese will be inspected by New Jersey health inspectors, and if it hasn`t been tampered with it will be donated to charity.

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