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Published:March 31st, 2013 10:51 EST

Russian Dude Strips To Swimming Trunks To Protest Long Winter

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Weather forecasters reassured Russians spring was on the way after a Moscow man picketed their offices in his swimming trunks.


The unidentified protester stood in front of the Hydro-Meteorological Center Friday holding a sign that read  `Let Summer Come Faster` as unusually cold weather lingered into April."


After the swimming trunks- clad protestor demonstrated outside the Hydro-Meteorological Center, the deputy director of the center issued the following statement: Temperatures will be positive and everything will thaw fast.

Desperate times call for desperate measures " winter has overstayed its welcome in the South, and I am contemplating donning a pair of Speedos and protesting outside the studios of the Weather Channel.

After the hapless employees of the Weather Channel get a gander at me wearing Speedos, I`m persuaded they will quickly read an on-air statement: Our long national nightmare is finally over! It`s spring and the forecast is for blue skies, sun shining, birds chirping, and girls wearing short shorts and skimpy halter tops.

I hope my readers will enjoy a beautiful sunny Easter Sunday.

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