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Published:April 9th, 2013 12:51 EST

Cher Not Dead! Like Keith Richards and Cockroaches She's Immortal: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The Twitter hash tag that was created after Margaret Thatcher`s death caused widespread confusion among the users of the social network.


Many read the hash tag, #nowthatchersdead, as  `now that Cher is dead` instead of the intended  `now Thatcher is dead,` the London Evening Standard reported."


Cher is older than dirt, but the gay icon isn`t quite dead yet. Cher`s fa├žade is 100 percent plastic, but inside her body maggots are having a disco party.

If Lil` Kim, the dictator of North Korea, ignites World War III, rest assured that Keith Richard will still be rocking, Cher will still be dressing like a geriatric hooker, and cockroaches will be scurrying around the post-apocalyptic nightmare.

Let`s mourn the passing of Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, and celebrate the immortality of Cher.

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