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Published:April 11th, 2013 11:32 EST

Intoxicated Dude Met Probation Officer Holding 2 40-Ounce Bottles Of Beer And A Duck

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Honolulu said they confiscated two bottles of beer and a live duck from a man entering a courthouse to meet with his probation officer.


A courthouse security worker said the man, whose name was not released, appeared to be intoxicated when he arrived at the courthouse."


It`s not a good idea to meet a probation officer while intoxicated, and lugging around two 40-ounce bottles of beer, and a live duck.

Was this moron planning on sharing his beer with the probation officer and barbequing the duck for lunch?

The man was arrested, and we can only speculate if he ended up in prison, rehab or a mental asylum.

I just hope animal control took possession of the poor duck, and that they find a good home for it.

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