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Published:April 12th, 2013 11:42 EST

Woman Attacks Boyfriend Because He Wouldn't Stop Singing 'Thrift Shop': Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

I`m gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I`m hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fu***** awesome


Thrift Shop lyrics

"Police in Colorado said they arrested a woman accused of choking and pushing her boyfriend because he wouldn`t stop singing the popular song  `Thrift Shop.` "


Thrift Shop` by Seattle-based rapper Macklemore and his producer Ryan Lewis has been #1 on and off for a few weeks, and it has sold over 5 million copies.

I heard the song months before it was released as a single, and I`ve been humming "I`m going to pop some tags" ever since.

There are some horrible songs that get stuck in your head, like "La Macarena", but Thrift Shop is a terrific song, and I`m glad it`s embedded in my gray matter.

Samantha Malson, 23, went postal on Lars Hansen, 26, because he wouldn`t stop singing the awesome song. The heartless wench picked his birthday, of all days, to attempt to strangle him.

Dude you need to kick this trifling hussy to the curb, and blast Thrift Shop.

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