Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan plans on attending Coachella 2013 before she begins her latest rehab stint. Coachella is an annual three-day music and arts festival where drugs are passed out like candy, and even Snoop Dogg complains that there`s too much marijuana smoke in the air.
At Coachella the pop tart won`t be able to walk ten yards before she gets a contact high, and she won`t be there twenty minutes before she does a couple of lines of coke.
LiLo has promised that she won`t drink or take drugs at Coachella. Yeah right, that`s like Oprah Winfrey promising that she won`t get in line for seconds at the Happy Heifer Chinese Buffet restaurant.
Makes you wonder how serious Lohan is about rehab. Lilo attending Coachella makes as much sense as a kleptomaniac, say Lindsay Lohan, visiting a jewelry store.
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