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Published:April 18th, 2013 09:50 EST
911

Lonely Old Alcoholic Woman Calls 911

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Florida woman who called 911 to report a medical issue later admitted she dialed the emergency number because she was lonely, police said.

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Indian River County sheriff`s deputies said Fleurette French, 64, called 911 March 30 for a medical issue and responders came to her Vero Beach home around 8:10 p.m., TCPalm.com reported Wednesday.

A deputy`s report said French was in no obvious distress but was highly intoxicated."

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This lonely old drunkard has dialed 911 five times in March, each time she was taken to the hospital and was found to be intoxicated, but in no medical distress.

The next time French calls 911, the emergency operator should transfer her to a 900 sex number. That will keep the lonely old bird busy for a while, and out of the operator`s hair.

French was arrested on a charge of abusing the 911 system.

Girlfriend is also abusing alcohol; she needs to join Alcoholics Anonymous. Maybe she will find a friend there, and she won`t be so lonely.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/04/17/Police-Lonely-woman-called-911/UPI-68411366222222/#ixzz2Qp1WnLem

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