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Published:April 20th, 2013 21:32 EST
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Sacrilege: Stonehenge To Hire General Manager

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Britain`s Stonehenge, a major tourist attraction, will hire its first-ever general manager, English Heritage announced.

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The successful candidate will have to keep the prehistoric site running smoothly and present a professional appearance with the Druids and new-agers who regularly visit the landmark."

UPI

Stonehenge is not only a major tourist attraction that annually attracts about 1 million tourists, but it`s also a Mecca for spiritual seekers of every stripe.

It`s an outrage and an affront to the gods for English Heritage to hire a bureaucrat to manage the Holy site.

Stonehenge doesn`t need a general manager; it needs a witch doctor, an Indian guru, or a pagan priest.

The new on-site GM job pays 65,000 pays almost $100,000 a year, A New Age mystic would oversee the ancient marvel for free.

 

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/04/20/Stonehenge-seeks-first-ever-general-manager/UPI-94541366479037/#ixzz2R3K5DzfL

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