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Published:April 24th, 2013 12:08 EST
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Top Ten Persons Who Deserve A One-Way Ticket To Mars: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Dutch non-profit called the Mars One Foundation announced in New York it is taking applications for volunteers willing to take a one-way trip to Mars.

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The foundation announced at a New York news conference it is planning to send the first group of humans to Mars in 2022, with an aim to land in 2023 and establish the first permanent human settlement on the red planet."

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BOSTON MARATHON BOMBER DZHOKHAR TSARNAEV

This loser`s soul should rot in hell, and his body should rot in Mars.

NICKI MINAJ

It`s not enough to just kick the Illuminati puppet to the curb; she should be banished from Earth.

FLO THE PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE SHILL

Let Flo plant her freak flag on Mars.

JOE BIDEN

The Vice President is a buffoon, an idiot and an embarrassment to humankind. Joe has enough hot air to propel the spacecraft halfway to Mars.

SARAH PALIN

The former half-term governor can see Mars from the porch of her house in Alaska, I`m sure the airhead would love to visit the red planet.

OPRAH WINFREY

During her heyday Winfrey was one of the most popular celebs in the world, now she`s a nobody. In Mars she can once again be the most popular person in a planet.

LADY GAGA

Gaga`s wardrobe is out of this world; let her make her fashion statements on Mars.

NORTH KOREA`S DICTATOR LIL` KIM

We won`t be able to hear this lunatic`s bombastic threats if he`s exiled to Mars

BARACK OBAMA

I`m not persuaded Obama is a legal citizen of the United States, and his crazy politics makes me suspect he`s not even an earthling. Kick his butt to Mars.

LINDSAY LOHAN

Do I really need to explain why?

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