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Published:April 29th, 2013 11:47 EST

Dude Robs Store With Hand Saw

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in West Haven, Conn., say they are looking for a suspect who allegedly robbed a store with a hand saw.


Police received a report that a masked suspect allegedly entered the store, pulled out a hand saw, threatened a store employee and then stole the store`s cash register, police said."


Did the robber wake up in the morning, and say to himself: I think I`m going to rob a store today, what instrument should I use as a weapon?  Should I brandish a bathroom plunger, a back scratcher, a screwdriver? Oh, I got it; I will use a hand saw.

I can understand a clerk handing over money to a robber brandishing a chainsaw, but you have to be a wimp to be scared of a robber wielding a hand saw.

If a burglar armed with a hand saw broke into my house, I would put him to work remodeling my bathroom.

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