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Published:April 30th, 2013 12:48 EST

Lindsay Lohan To Blog? Dear God, I Hope Not!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan may blog about her lessons learned after rehab, sources told The New York Post.

The troubled actress is in talks with Web site Celebuzz to detail her deepest thoughts after her 90 days of court-ordered rehab."


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Lindsay Lohan has gone to rehab a gazillion and one times, and she`s yet to learn any lessons. LiLo has suffered from asthma since she was two, and she still hasn`t giving up smoking. The troubled thespian has had numerous driving-related arrests, but she`s still hasn`t hired a full-time chauffer. The only lesson the pop tart has learned is that "accidentally" flashing her nether regions, and otherwise acting like a tramp will garner her lot of publicity.

Reading Lilo`s tweets after she`s had a few drinks or a few joints is a lot more entertaining than reading her blog where she`s dispensing her so-called wisdom and insight.

Reading the drug-addling musings of the late gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson can be entertaining and educational, but reading the thoughts of a drug-addled bimbo can lead to depression and suicide.

Bloggers already have a poor reputation, for God`s sake Lindsay Lohan: Don`t blog!

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