"Police in Florida said they arrested a man accused of calling 911 about 80 times because he wanted `Kool-Aid, burgers and weed` brought to his home.
St. Petersburg police said Jarvis Sutton, 34, allegedly called the emergency number about 80 times Sunday and the arrest report said he told officers he `wanted Kool-Aid, burgers and weed` to be delivered to him."
From this individual`s drink of choice the cops could surmise that he wasn`t a kid, a teen would ask for a soda or an energy drink. They could also deduce that he was probably black, the last time a white person purchased Kool-Aid was probably sometime in the 50`s. The police officers weren`t surprised at all when the perp turned out to 34-year-old black man.
The cops dispatched a cruiser to this loser`s home, and they didn`t bring any Kool-Aid or burgers, not even coffee and donuts.
This moron had a terrible case of the munchies, homeboy chewed foam attached to the metal caging in the back of a police cruiser during his arrest.
Sutton was jailed in lieu of $150 bail; I don`t think anyone was surprised that this oxygen thief couldn`t afford bail.
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