"U.S. comedian Jeff Ross says troubled actress Lindsay Lohan has refused to be roasted for a Comedy Central special.
Ross, who is the network`s resident roast master, told TMZ Lohan has turned down his offer to be teased mercilessly for the high-profile gig, which generally earns its subject respect for being a good sport."
I can understand why the troubled thespian doesn`t want to subject herself to the humiliation of a public roasting.
The pop tart is roasted every day by late-night comics, bloggers, and by everyday Americans around the water cooler.
I have written dozens of articles mercilessly criticizing the pill-popping pop diva, and I am far from alone in my mission of exposing LiLo`s flaws -- it`s a lifelong project.
Lohan has made herself a giant bullseye, how can she possibly expect pop culture critics, pundits and comics to ignore her probation violations, automobile mishaps, serial flashing, and theft of jewelry?
I would advise the starlet to be gracious and allow herself to be roasted by Comedy Central, Lohan might enjoy being applauded for a change.
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