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Published:May 16th, 2013 10:19 EST
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Bible Thumper Beats Holy Crap Out of Another Woman With Giant Bible

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 57-year-old woman allegedly beat another woman with a Bible.

North Carolina native Evelyn Mills Moore was arrested and charged with beating another woman and inflicting serious injury when she allegedly used her fists and a Bible to assault the woman."

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Click Orlando

Gays and lesbians, feminists, liberals (basically everybody who isn`t a Neanderthal), has been beat over the head with the Bible.

But Evelyn Mills Moore literally beat another woman with her fists and the giant Bible she totes around to impress everyone with her spirituality.

This Christian warrior certainly doesn`t rely on the "shield of faith" mentioned by the Apostle Paul, she`d much rather trust in her book of righteousness to subdue her enemies.

If you see a believer coming towards you armed with a phony smile and a King James Bible, run for your life!

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http://www.clickorlando.com/news/woman-uses-bible-as-a-weapon/-/1637132/20162464/-/13qi6xx/-/index.html

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