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Published:May 21st, 2013 18:59 EST
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Failed Bank Robber Robs Drugstore Across The Street

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said a man whose bank robbery attempt failed allegedly went across the street and robbed a drugstore instead.

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Orlando police said the man, who was wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap, entered a Bank of America location around 12:45 p.m. Monday and handed a note to a teller claiming he had a gun and demanding money, the Orlando Sentinel reported Tuesday."

UPI

The defining characteristic of this moron is laziness, not stupidity.

Instead of going to college to get a degree or vocational school to learn a trade, this dude tries to make easy money by committing robberies.

This dude flunked Robbery 101: He`s too lazy to disguise his facial appearance, he merely put on shades and a baseball cap.

When he had no luck trying to rob a bank, he simply walked across the street to holdup a drugstore. This man`s laziness will be his downfall, it`s only a matter of time before the cops nail  his lazy butt.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/05/21/Police-Failed-bank-robber-went-to-store-across-the-street/UPI-55591369166474/#ixzz2TyEQyG00

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