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Published:May 24th, 2013 09:44 EST
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Twisted Woman Conks Man Over The Head With Garden Gnome: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Florida police said a woman, Lisa Buckley, accused of domestic battery allegedly used a garden gnome decked out in New Orleans Saints gear to strike a man in the head."

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A garden gnome is a small humanoid creature, usually wearing a jaunty pointy hat, intended for the purpose of ornamentation and protection from evil spirits. The abomination is usually placed on front lawns to annoy neighbors and discourage solicitors.

A garden gnome is a patently absurd figure, and when I see one of the despicable things I give it a wide berth.

I can`t think of anything more humiliating and ego-destroying than to be conked over the head by a woman with a silly and evil garden gnome.

The hapless victim was bleeding from his left ear, and the side of his head.

Buckley was arrested and charged with domestic battery, she was released after posting $5,000 bail. 

There`s a double standard, if a man struck a woman with a Nerf ball, never mind a garden gnome, his bail would probably be $50,000.

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