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Published:May 28th, 2013 14:28 EST

'Thong Cape Scooter Man', 56, Despised By Civilized Society: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Wisconsin said a local man known as "Thong Cape Scooter Man` is not breaking any laws by riding his motorized scooter wearing only a thong and a cape.


Madison police said they were called by staff at John F. Kennedy Elementary School Thursday when the scantily clad  `Thong Cape Scooter Man` was seen riding past the facility while students were present, the Wisconsin State Journal reported Monday."


The caped crusader admitted exercising poor judgment by going by the school at that time of day, insisting it was unintentional, and he just happened to be traveling through the area.

Thank goodness the gentleman realizes it`s in poor judgment to appear almost naked before schoolchildren.

But too bad this obese, 56-year old man doesn`t realize it`s in bad form to ride his scooter wearing only a thong and a cape.

It`s not just school kids, but everyone, who needs to be spared from the pathetic and sickening sight of this thong-clad pervert.

What can you do? It`s not against the law to be an obtuse and obese moron!


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