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Published:May 30th, 2013 11:33 EST

Moron Steals Rugs From ATM Vestibules

By Robert Paul Reyes

"New York police said they are trying to determine whether a man accused of at least six rug thefts from ATM vestibules is behind 32 similar crimes.


Police said William Footman, 55, allegedly stole six rugs from Chase Bank ATM vestibules in the city and officers are looking at surveillance footage to determine whether he was behind 32 similar heists, the New York Post reported Wednesday."


William Footman, 55, is the most stupid criminal in the annals of crime.

Couldn`t this oxygen thief find more expensive items to steal at a location where surveillance cameras aren`t present?

Apparently this moron wasn`t even wearing a disguise; the police identified him from the surveillance tapes.

This hapless criminal doesn`t have the brains to commit identity theft or the guts to rob a bank; he`s reduced to stealing rugs from ATM vestibules.

Dude you are going to be easy prey in the Big House.

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