May 31st, 2013 11:14 EST
Shoplifter Gets Stuck In Ceiling: Video
"Authorities in Massachusetts said they arrested a suspected shoplifter who became stuck when she attempted to flee a grocery store by climbing into the ceiling. Workers at the Market Basket store in Chelsea said Laura Balm, 26, was spotted hiding items in her bag and fled into a manager`s office when she was confronted, WHDH-TV. Balm allegedly threatened the manager with a knife and climbed up into the store`s ceiling when she was disarmed."
When a criminal is caught red-handed, it`s amusing how the media describes the dastardly bad guy as the "alleged" or "suspected" shoplifter, robber or whatever.
Laura Balm isn`t a "suspected" ceiling inspector or an "alleged" shoplifter ; she`s a witless shoplifter who was cornered like a rat.
The brain-dead criminal was arrested on charges including shoplifting and assault with a deadly weapon.
Balm is a piece of work; she probably thinks that her jail cell will have a false ceiling that can provide her with an escape route. VIDEO Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/05/30/Alleged-thief-gets-stuck-in-ceiling-of-store/UPI-69941369944989/#ixzz2UsnsTmQk
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