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Published:June 13th, 2013 11:25 EST

Hillbilly Stabs Brother Over Beer

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 49-year-old man was arrested in Deltona late Tuesday on suspicion of stabbing his brother in a fight that started over some missing macaroni and cheese and spilled beer.


According to the Volusia County Sheriff`s Office, a witness said Randy Zipperer was at his home on Danforth Avenue when he became upset because he couldn`t find his mac and cheese.

His 47-year-old brother went to help look for the food and accidentally knocked over Zipperer`s beer, the witness told deputies."

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If a redneck can`t find his mac and cheese he`s going to be in a nasty mood, but if you accidentally knock over his beer, he is going to go postal on your sorry butt.

If my brother knocks accidentally spills my beer it`s a minor incident that`s quickly forgotten, but if you deprive a redneck of his alcohol it`s an unpardonable sin.

Zipperer stabbed his brother in the stomach for spilling his beer, and now it will be a few months if not years before he tastes another beer. The moron was arrested on charges of aggravated battery and obstructing an officer without violence.

Look at pic of perp; does he look like an inbred hillbilly or what?

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