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Published:June 17th, 2013 14:31 EST
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Don't Feed The Bears

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man mauled by a bear may face charges for throwing meat to it, Alaska authorities say.

Alaska State Troopers spokeswoman Beth Ipsen said the man, whose name was not released, had been drinking at a Saturday church picnic near the Eklutna Lake Campground, north of Anchorage, when he decided to go for a bike ride by himself, the Anchorage Daily News reported Monday.

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Ipsen said the man, who brought along some food from the barbecue, spotted the black bear about 5 p.m. and threw it a piece of meat."

UPI

This oxygen thief`s first mistake was getting drunk at a church picnic. You attend church functions to fellowship with your brothers and sisters in the faith, and to commune with your maker, not to get sloppy drunk.

His second mistake was going on a bike ride by himself when he was inebriated.

His third mistake was throwing a piece of meat at a bear.  The wild animal ate the meat and then attacked him.

Unfortunately, this story doesn`t have a happy ending, in a perfect world this moron would have been mauled to death.

This creep should face charges for illegally feeding wildlife.

 

MORAL OF THIS STORY:

Don`t get wasted at a church picnic

Don`t feed the bears

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/06/17/Man-may-face-charges-after-bear-attack-in-Alaska/UPI-97481371493130/#ixzz2WV0DO06b

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