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Published:June 19th, 2013 17:01 EST

Cops Arrest Prostitute At Old Folks Home

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Italian police said they`ve uncovered a woman who was allegedly turning tricks at an old folks home in Florence.


The woman, a 42-year-old Romanian national, was a former employee at the Il Borro assisted living center when she fell on hard luck. Administrators allowed the woman to live there rent-free from 2011 to 2012. What they didn`t know is she was a prostitute. "


The elderly gentlemen living at the assisted living center don`t have a lot of discretionary income, but even if the prostitute only charged her clients $5 per date she still made a lot of money considering each date probably only lasted 30 seconds.

The chippie was only looking out for her best interests, but she undoubtedly brought the old folks a lot of sunshine into their lives. If you are a 70-something old dude what would you rather do, spend an hour playing cards with another old geezer or spend a few seconds knocking your orthopedic boots with a lovely woman?

The harlot may have lived at the nursing home rent-free, but she earned her room and board. The recreation she offered the old gents beats the hell out of a visiting church choir singing hymns or a physical therapist teaching them simple and easy exercises.

All good things must come to an end, and the cops caught the woman during a larger investigation into prostitution at several nearby hotels.


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