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Published:June 22nd, 2013 18:14 EST

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Name Their Baby Girl 'North': Sheer Vanity & Stupidity

By Robert Paul Reyes

Reality star/home-made sex video star Kim Kardashian and rapper/egotist Kanye West have named their baby girl "North", they will reportedly call her "Norrie " for short.



The baby`s weird moniker tells us all we need to know about what kind of parents Kardashian and West will be: Egotistical monsters.


They have no concerns about saddling their daughter with a weird name, after all the controversy has already garnered headlines.


The baby will be raised by nannies, and she will probably utter her first words on an episode of Kardashian`s reality program.


Kardashian has a penchant for posting selfies on social media sites, and West has a history of producing indecipherable albums seemingly created for a niche audience: Pseudo-intellectual white music critics who don`t have the balls to point out that the Emperor isn`t wearing any clothes.


With such narcissistic parents one can only hope against hope that North won`t grow up to be an insufferable monster.

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