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Published:June 23rd, 2013 17:06 EST
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Gentleman Defecates In Holland Tunnel Toll Booth

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A California man allegedly got out of a car in the Holland Tunnel outside New York and defecated in a toll booth, authorities say.

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Kevin Nam`s Friday night call of nature tied up traffic briefly and garnered him a trespassing charge, Port Authority spokesman Steven Coleman told The Jersey Journal.

Port Authority police say they saw the 21-year-old exit a car traveling in the north tunnel and walk inside a tunnel booth. Police allegedly found him defecating inside."

UPI 

Yes, but did he pay the toll?

 

The UPI writer explains that the man allegedly got out of a car in the Holland Tunnel, but at least he didn`t` write that the man "allegedly" took a dump. I`m sure the officer`s nose and eyes will confirm that No sh** the dude did in fact defecate in a toll booth.

 

The gentleman was inebriated, there`s a good chance he also urinated in the toll booth. Oh, the crap that police officers have to put up with.

 

Nam was charged with criminal mischief and criminal trespass, but his options were limited and crappy.

 

What would you have done, my friend? You could either defecate in your pants, or take a dump in a toll booth: A symbol of a government that nickel and dimes us to death.

 

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/06/22/Man-arrested-after-exiting-car-and-defecating-in-Holland-Tunnel-booth/UPI-79161371957477/#ixzz2X4h0g1sd

 

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