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Published:June 27th, 2013 11:08 EST

Chinese Woman's Breast Implant Explodes While Playing Video Game

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Beijing woman`s breast implant burst after she spent four hours lying on her stomach playing a game on her cell phone.


The woman was taken to the hospital for treatment. Doctors say poor quality of the material used in the implants, combined with excessive pressure, caused them to rupture."


This woman is a real catch: She spends all her time in bed, only not with her boyfriend, but playing video games on her cell phone.

I can`t think of a more uncomfortable position to play video games than lying on your stomach. If this woman does spend any time on her bed making love, I`d be afraid to find out  her favorite position.

Everybody knows that 99.99 percent of all products manufactured in China contain lead; this boob will probably die of lead poisoning.

Half of China`s plastic surgery clinics failed inspection last year, and illegal clinics are said to outnumber legal ones three to one.

Moral of this story: If you meet a Chinese woman with big hooters who just immigrated to the United States, don`t do it missionary style with her, her climax may be an explosive and messy affair.

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