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Published:June 27th, 2013 11:25 EST

Dude High On Mushrooms Rips Off Part Of His Manhood

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Michigan said an Ohio man is recovering after ripping off part of his own penis while under the influence of hallucinogenic mushrooms.


The Washtenaw County Sheriff`s Office said deputies responding to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School found the 41-year-old Columbus man naked, screaming and bloody from the waist down outside the school around 1 a.m. Tuesday."


A mushroom bears a striking resemblance to a penis, maybe the druggie thought he was tearing off a piece of a magic mushroom when he ripped off a chunk of his Johnson.

On the bright side, hopefully with his penis severely damaged this moron won`t be able to pollute the world with any children.

Kids, don`t do drugs or you might end up naked, bloody, and with part of your penis yanked off at a school at one o`clock in the morning.

The classic t"his is your brain on drugs " commercial persuaded many kids not to experiment with drugs, how about a "this is your penis on drugs " commercial featuring this oxygen thief?

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