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Published:July 4th, 2013 11:21 EST

Homeowner Finds Naked Intruder Cooking Eggs

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Vancouver man found a naked intruder in his kitchen cooking eggs, authorities said.

The intruder had just showered and was cooking when the owner found him at 7 p.m. Wednesday, authorities said.

The intruder, whose name is not being released, fled when confronted, police said."


If you discovered a naked intruder cooking eggs in your kitchen, what would be the first words out of your mouth?

I want my eggs scrambled!

Please stop scratching your ass when you are preparing us a meal!

Are you freaking crazy? What person in his right mind makes breakfast at 7 p.m.?

I think I would go with: Freeze or your dead sucker!

Police are recommending that the naked intruder be charges with unlawfully being in a dwelling. How about: Breaking and entering, burglary and indecency?

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