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Published:July 4th, 2013 10:21 EST
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Homeowner Finds Naked Intruder Cooking Eggs

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Vancouver man found a naked intruder in his kitchen cooking eggs, authorities said.

The intruder had just showered and was cooking when the owner found him at 7 p.m. Wednesday, authorities said.

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The intruder, whose name is not being released, fled when confronted, police said."

UPI

If you discovered a naked intruder cooking eggs in your kitchen, what would be the first words out of your mouth?

I want my eggs scrambled!

Please stop scratching your ass when you are preparing us a meal!

Are you freaking crazy? What person in his right mind makes breakfast at 7 p.m.?

I think I would go with: Freeze or your dead sucker!

Police are recommending that the naked intruder be charges with unlawfully being in a dwelling. How about: Breaking and entering, burglary and indecency?

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/07/04/Man-finds-naked-intruder-in-his-Vancouver-home/UPI-68371372943555/#ixzz2Y5OacvgS

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