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Published:July 6th, 2013 09:24 EST
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Cops Respond To Domestic Dispute Involving Boyfriend Farting: Video

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A team of Detroit area police officers had a good laugh after a suspected domestic violence dispute turned out to be a woman`s dramatic reaction to her boyfriend passing gas.

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A concerned neighbor called 911 after she heard what sounded like a domestic violence dispute between a woman and her boyfriend living in the same apartment complex in Clawson, Michigan.

`One of the neighbors had heard somebody yelling -- a female yelling  she was possibly being hit --yelling,  `Stop! No!`` the local police chief, Harry Anderson, told WWJ Newsradio 950."

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Detroit has one of the highest crime rates in the world, and when cops respond to domestic violence calls, which are always fraught with danger, I wouldn`t be surprised if they don full body armor.

But in this case the only protection they needed was a gas mask to protect themselves from a farting boyfriend.

I can`t blame the neighbor for calling the police, if I heard my next door neighbor yelling "Stop" I would have called 911 also.

But while law enforcement was responding to a call about flatulence, there were probably about a dozen citizens of the great city of Detroit who were being murdered.

This dude is lucky his girlfriend didn`t go postal on him for farting like there`s no tomorrow. Here`s a video about a woman who stabbed her boyfriend for passing gas.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357229/Neighbor-calls-police-hearing-woman-shout-Stop-No-officers-discover-telling-boyfriend-stop-passing-gas.html#ixzz2YGqIiTbl

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